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[Feb. 9th, 2005|12:56 pm] |
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"Take yourself and Ash out for a hamburger sandwich" - Amber's grandma |
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[Sep. 11th, 2003|10:25 pm] |
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| | NY00000000 | ] |
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| | Future World Orchestra - Dawn | ] |
InherentCohesion: WALKER! why do i always want to say "diff diff" instead of "different" ??? is there something wrong with me?!? :(:(:(
SkyWalkr04: WTFH?!?!
SkyWalkr04: dood, seriously, LSD is bad for you |
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[Jul. 9th, 2003|02:36 am] |
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| |  sleepy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | String Quartet doing Nine Inch Nails covers | ] |
comradenudis: wazap?
InherentCohesion: chillin like matt dillon
comradenudis: man i just got a fillin and its killin
InherentCohesion: any drillin?
comradenudis: doctor gonna send me his billin
InherentCohesion: to the floor, teeth spillin
InherentCohesion: dentists a big villain
comradenudis: aint nothing man i got a millin
InherentCohesion: gold teeth with diamond studs?
comradenudis: man we got that shit when im hanging with my buds
comradenudis: i was gonna shoot but the bullets are duds
comradenudis: fell in a puddle of mud
InherentCohesion: that was ya own blood, not mud
InherentCohesion: clean it up with some suds
comradenudis: cuz i got shot in the gut
InherentCohesion: betta than the butt
comradenudis: or getting hit by a truck
InherentCohesion: or bitten by a duck
InherentCohesion: that would suck
InherentCohesion: youd be outta luck
comradenudis: also getting ya ass all fuck
InherentCohesion: for a buck
InherentCohesion: ...by a duck...
comradenudis: lol |
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[Jul. 7th, 2003|09:38 pm] |
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| |  determined | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Dynamite Hack - Boyz N The Hood | ] |
"Joe, you look like a movie star" - Jessica
Recently, I've just been putting up a few representative samples of a strange thing thats been happening lately. |
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[Jul. 5th, 2003|11:59 pm] |
"I think Joe's having an affair with every girl here [at Beechwood]" - Casey
"When Joe came in it was like a cool explosion" - Guy whose name I don't know |
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[Jun. 29th, 2003|05:23 pm] |
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| |  happy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Ohgr - WaTergaTe | ] |
"It upsets me that Joe's sixteen and he's cooler than me" - Derek
yay... just got a new 120GB 7200rpm 8mb cache maxtor hard drive... It's a great deal at Best Buy right now - $160 with $80 of mail in rebates, making it $80. And I had $50 in gift cards which was a plus. I was going to write a post but i think ill install it and reinstall windows first. |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 30th, 2003|07:10 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  mellow | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Loreena McKennitt - The Mummers' Dance | ] |
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 13th, 2003|06:27 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | Live - Pain Lies On The Riverside | ] |
Easily misinterpreted quote of the day:
"Was I asleep when you left?" - Jake |
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| i need a BAMBULANCE |
[Mar. 26th, 2003|11:32 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  amused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Dan Bern - God Said No | ] |
If you don't attempt to decipher the lyrics, "God Said No" by Dan Bern is merely a Dylanesque song with a somber aural atmosphere. If you can somehow understand the slurred and garbled verbiage, you'll be very surprised in your amusement. Bern regretfully recalls a conversation with god in which he requested to go back in time to do such fun filled activities as assassinating Hitler, saving Jesus, and in a succession that is in no way a non sequitur, keeping Kurt Kobain from killing himself (nevermind the murder conspiracy theories for the moment) while god replies with "mmmmm... no." Indeed, what a peculiar song. Lyrics here: http://www.letssingit.com/?http://www.letssingit.com/dan-bern-god-said-no-j2cpqhv.html
Even better: Notice how I've been going around yelling "I'm in the motherfuckin-FONE-BOOF" ? Yes, well now is your chance to find out what the hell I'm talking about. It's rather, nay, QUITE amusing and it's at http://www.schedler.org/audio/bambulance.wav
On the research front: More effective ways to stimulate dopamine, endorphin, and seratonin production than binaural brainwave synthesis and other methods? Possibly. Looking into modified applications of Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation and Interferential Current Therapy for previously stated ends. Being fucked up never looked so cyberpunk as when you have electrodes strapped to your cranium. A plus of the Binaural method is portability, but with a small IC implementation, that's possible as well.
I don't think I've explained the confusion abounding for me right now. I don't know what's going on anymore. There are two situations that I'm grappling with, one better than the other. The situation that I think I almost have under control is the difference in Covenant and Kovenant. Let me explain. Covenant is a Swedish industrial band (wasn't sure of this, but I just saw them in Comatose Rose ["Canada's Only Gothic / Industrial Print Magazine"] which confirms my suspicions) that does such great songs (in order of greatness) as "Dead Stars," "Stalker," "Like Tears In Rain," and "One World, One Sky." I would equate their music to possibly a cross between Apoptygma Berzerk and Das Ich. Kovenant, on the other hand, which was at one point also called Covenant, is a Norwegian gothic death metal band with tracks, once again in order of quality, "Via Negativa," which sounds like an amalgamation of KMFDM synth / guitar and Das Ich beat, "Hollow Earth," "Bringer of the Sixth Sun," which is reminiscent of a neo- sort of Cradle of Filth, "Neon," "Cybertrash," and "Perfect End." Now that I think of it, the music of theirs that I've heard tends to fall into one of those two previously mentioned categories. Two bands with the same name is confusing but adding to the confusion is the fact that a Dutch gothic band called Covenant precedes both of these. It doesn't help that they're all Scandinavian and of similar genres, either.
The other confusing situation is about Michael Moore. I didn't watch the Awards ceremony, and I thusly didn't see his now infamous speech. I'd really rather not go into this, but due to what I was told in response to my questions, I was led to believe that this was a different Michael Moore. But as I found through an independent research study, it wasn't. Anyway, I'm going to go see "Bowling for Columbine" tomorrow night. It should be good, he's a funny and entertaining guy.
I just got Gibson's Neuromancer and Stephenson's Snow Crash, so those should be good. I decided to pick these up when I saw a quote from Snow Crash today in a Slashdot thread. I don't have the discussion quote, which gave context, but here's the original text: "...[When looking for an avatar for the Metaverse,] they invariably run down to the computer-games section of the local Wal-Mart and buy a copy of Brandy. The user can select three breast sizes: improbable, impossible, and ludicrous." And I'll end on that note. Goodnight bowl full of mush (in the motherfuckingFONE-BOOF). |
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| LOLOLOL quote of the century |
[Mar. 21st, 2003|11:44 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | mellow | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Kovenant - Via Negativa | ] |
"You're becoming my favorite employee" - Oltion |
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| in-ter-na-tional un-der-ground |
[Mar. 20th, 2003|12:54 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | mellow | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Outkast - Bombs Over Baghdad | ] |
Gin & Juice.
After hearing about it from all the rappers I decided to mix some up.
It's not right because I didn't have any grapefruit juice.
So it's just gin and orange juice.
And the gin tastes funky because its been around about as long as I have.
Oh well. I always seem to click and type significantly faster with a bit of alcohol in me.
What's really funny is that my parents ask what I'm doing in the kitchen (when they're in other rooms) and I will reply with answers like, tonight, "GIN AND JUICE!" but they just don't believe me. :) Silly people.
w00
I went up to the Buford Highway Farmer's Market and snagged some l33t quantities of various ramens including one called "BOSS NOODLE." Last time I was up there I saw something amusing and this time I remembered to bring my camera to take a picture of it. Behold MY DUNG:
Mbwoohaha
I made a cool doodle on one of the thousand sticky notes cluttering my desk and I decided to draw it in pixels. I think it looks cool. Here 'tis:
Thought to ponder, nay, pontificate upon, for I am certain that my more fervent fans possess a firm opinion on this very matter:
Why is it that when I'm chemically influenced, I act more "normal" and yet when I'm myself people think I'm high? |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 10th, 2003|11:28 pm] |
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| |  annoyed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Buddy Rich - Two Bass Hit | ] |
HOLY FISK!
I'm on page two of "On the Shoulders of Giants" and already there have been three egregious errors.
Error one: "The Greek thinker and philosopherAristotle devised..." [No space]
Error two: "Five centuries after Aristotle1s death..." [1 instead of ' ]
Error three: "Like Aristotle, Ptolemy believed the earth was stationary Objects fell to..." [No period]
"Edited by Stephen Hawking" my ass! |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2003|09:46 pm] |
Joe: Sorry, it sounded like I was getting sexual pleasure out of that.
Romanda: You were.
Joe: I know.
"When my wife turns 40 I'm going to stop having sex... with her." - BJ |
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| 7675 hours is a long time. |
[Mar. 2nd, 2003|11:12 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  awake | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Tear Garden - Ophelia | ] |
"It looks like you've been using Trillian for over 7675 hours now - we hope you've enjoyed the product, but we NEED the support of dedicated users to continue development efforts!" - Popup window in Trillian |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2003|12:48 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | amused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Nine Inch Nails - Hurt | ] |
I got spammed.
I got bitten. Twice.
(By a human) |
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| Getting the Edge |
[Feb. 23rd, 2003|11:58 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | actualized | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Rob Zombie - Feel So Numb | ] |
I've been listening to Tony Robbins audiobooks over the last day or two. I've learned to acknowledge my Action Signals and activate my physiology. Or something. |
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 20th, 2003|01:38 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  sad | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Cure - Just Like Heaven | ] |
"Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream" she said
"The one that makes me laugh" she said
And threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you I promise that
I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
Spinning on that dizzy edge
I kissed her face and kissed her head
And dreamed of all the different ways
I had to make her glow
"Why are you so far away?" she said
"Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you
That I'm in love with you"
You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
You're just like a dream
Just like a dream
Daylight licked me into shape
I must have been asleep for days
And moving lips to breathe her name
I opened up my eyes
And found myself alone alone
Alone above a raging sea
That stole the only girl I loved
And drowned her deep inside of me
You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Just like heaven |
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| mojo nixon? he dont work here |
[Feb. 18th, 2003|05:40 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  sick | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl | ] |
Jose's Primary General Rule of Evolutionary Preferencing:
Any surviving species likes to fornicate more than it likes to kill members of its own species. (This is offset if species are especially adept at fornicating or killing.)
Humans, I find, are incredibly talented at both. |
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| Amplificateur |
[Feb. 5th, 2003|11:48 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  accomplished | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Radiohead - Idiotech | ] |
It's A Bit Of A Massive Erection.
If You Like A Massive Erection On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.
And from the Prior-Art-O-Matic:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi
It's a freezer that glows with an eerie green light, loves children and automatically avoids obstacles.
It's a sheep that is compatible with children!
It's an energy drink that runs on compressed air, will not work outside of the UK and squirts clouds of black ink.
It's a bathtub! It makes hilariously rude noises!
It's a shopping bag that vibrates and anticipates your every move.
It's a hair gel that can bring down an elephant, receives data from any nearby earring and self-replicates.
History Class Today:
Joe: Hey baby, want an infusion of manpower?
Katie: I'll knock you over.
Joe: Saucy.
"There were 8 free states and 4 slaves" - Dr. Reid
Joe: Knock, knock.
Katie: Come in. |
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| fun with dregs |
[Feb. 3rd, 2003|05:00 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | amused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Assemblage 23 - Let Me Be Your Armor | ] |
I've been playing with the I Can't Believe It's Not The Advertising Slogan Generator at http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Foo where you put in a word (or multiple words) which is then inserted into a random advertising slogan. Guess what I put in? "A Massive Erection." These are some of the ones it generated:
A Massive Erection Really Satisfies.
I'm Only Here For The Massive Erection.
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for A Massive Erection.
The Massive Erection Effect.
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Massive Erection.
Nothing Acts Faster Than A Massive Erection.
There Ain't No Party Like A Massive Erection Party.
The Good Massive Erection Kids Go For.
Every Kiss Begins With A Massive Erection.
Don't Live a Little, Live A Massive Erection.
Sometimes You Feel Like A Massive Erection, Sometimes You Don't.
A Smooth-Running Massive Erection is a Relaxing Experience.
Making A Massive Erection Taste Better.
Have You Had A Massive Erection Today?
Is It Live, Or Is It A Massive Erection?
My Anti-Drug is A Massive Erection.
Who Would You Have A Massive Erection With?
Moms Like You Choose A Massive Erection.
The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Massive Erection.
Behold the Power of A Massive Erection.
Big Chocolate Massive Erection
and finally....
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of A Massive Erection?
And this is pretty cool. It's got all of the places in Athens that serve food and their health scores.
http://www.publichealthathens.com/clarke_county_restaurant_scores_by_score.htm |
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